Colbert is pure genius, and as usual, shines the light more harshly in mock support than most can manage in outright opposition:
"John McCain and Sarah Palin are not only saying they won't give answers, they're saying you can't ask questions.
If there is any lingering confustion about what questions are off limits, just consult this helpful pamphlet from the McCain campaign:
How dare you question John McCain on [noun that's bothering you]. When he was a POW, he didn't have [same noun]."