Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Oral Roberts: God Finally Took Him

Oral Roberts, preacher and beggar of divine funds extraordinaire, pulled off the lowest of the low cons some years ago when he claimed if his followers didn't give him sufficient funds, God would "call him home".

And people gave. A lot. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

Oral Roberts is dead. Good riddance. Aren't you all so glad you gave?

4 comments:

Verum said...

What goes around comes around.
Wonderin' how my opponents will eulogize me.

Brother Theophilus said...

Wow! Every time I think I've "heard it all," something like this comes across the wire. I suppose it's old news, as I'm not very in the loop. Nonetheless, what's the source for this claim about his questionable solicitation?

-BT

Alex said...

The source is an audio recording (not secret or anything like that) of him doing exactly what he is accused of doing.

ScienceAvenger said...

It was many years ago, maybe twenty, and quite consistently done on his TV show. It was most blatent.